WebWhacker and Sex

web (web) n.

• A computer network; the world wide web

whack (hwak, wak) v. whacked, whack-ing, whacks

• whack off. Vulgar Slang.
  To masturbate.

-er (web-hwak-er, web-wak-er) n

• Illogical: Someone who masturbates a web

Last summer I was leading an HTML workshop for teenagers, eight boys and two girls, all of them vibrant and technically literate. They named themselves The Twisted WebWakers, and therein lies a tale that illustrates the sexification of computers and Internet technology.

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