Come and listen to my story about a man named Jim--
conservative governeer of the state of Virgin.
I'm gonna use this tale to explore a condition
that you'll stumble on 'round year two of your position.
The term you need to know is "salary compression,"
and I don't wanna send you into a state of depression,
but when you put it together with local politics, you see,
things can start to look dark at the university.
 

Jim Gilmore, Governor of Virginia