(a road poem)

WWJD-What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy

How Would Jesus Drive?
I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals

The Christian Right Is Neither
I'm For Separation Of Church And Hate

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
Ordain Women Or Stop Dressing Like Them

Militant Agnostic
Jesus Is A Liberal

Guns Don't Kill People, They Just Make It Real Easy
It's As Bad As You Think And They Are Out To Get You

Pro Child/Pro Choice
Pro-Life/Pro-Death Penalty

Just Say NO To Sex With Pro-Lifers
Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right

Christian Not Close-Minded
Enlighten Up

Question Reality
Question Authority (But Not Your Mother)

That Was Zen, This Is Tao
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

Don't Believe Everything You Think
I Don't Know And You Don't Either

Wherever You Go, There You Are
Where Have All The Hippies Gone?

All Soil Is Sacred
Vegetarians Do IT With Relish (But Wear A Condiment)

Live Dangerously; Drink Tap Water
Rednecks For Greens

Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All
Do You Suffer From An Irony Deficiency?

Smokers Suck, Then They Cough, Later They Die
Keep Your Butt In The Car

God is My Co-Pilot
Dog is My Co-Pilot

The More People I Know, The More I Like My Dog
Stay In The Moment—Damn, It's Gone

Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Go Lemmings GO